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Random Quote, Random Event

admin — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 23:25:33 +0000

This post should prove that I am easily amused.. After adding a submitted event called the 1st Annual Motorcycle Skills Competition and Safety Seminar to welcomebikers.com motorcycle event listings I always like to check the listing(s) to make sure every things ok. When I checked out this event I noticed the random quote that displays above listings was from Henry Winkler aka The Fonz

You see, I don’t know how to ride a motorcycle actually.

Motorcycle Skills, Safety & The Fonz

I would probably have had a really good laugh if the 1st Annual Motorcycle Skills Competition and Safety Seminar was being held in Milwaukee.

By: itdoesnttakemuch

Ol Fat Boy Motorcycle Puzzle

admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 23:27:26 +0000

This is more slow fun than any biker should be allowed to have, even though I put it together in less than 30 seconds.. ok ok might have been my 10th try.

Select puzzle pieces by holding your left mouse button and then drag them into position.
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NOTE: Do not fling the puzzle pieces off the page as they will hit the road an not come back.
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Biker Name Generator

admin — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 01:17:14 +0000

Try out the Biker Name Generator at welcomebikers.com if your looking for a few seconds of possible amusement. Supplying your first and last name is purely optional :^) when generating random biker names. Stop by and check it out to see what you come up with.

Biker Name Generator

Nice Boots

admin — Fri, 15 May 2009 21:43:31 +0000

[probably NWS]
This may be old but is one of my favorite advertising clips, it probably should not be considered work safe unless of course you work with really cool people that wont mind a little nudity. That is definitely not the main reason I enjoy it.
I think the production, actors and camera work are all very well done.

Visit Terra Footwear

Bike Blessings & Biker Prayers

admin — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:47:11 +0000

I started posting motorcycle prayers and blessings I have heard or ran across on the net at welcomebikers.com for riders that just might be looking for some thing to mumble before they ride off or a group that would like to say a few words before each run. If you know any prayers or blessings and would like to add to the current list please feel free.
If it is not your biker prayer or blessing, remember to give the appropriate credit when possible. Ride often and ride safe my friends.

May God bless you and keep you safe on this machine.
May you encounter the risen Lord in your travels, in the freedom of the open road, the fellowship of other bikers and in each person you meet.
May the Lord be with you at home and on the road.
May He accompany you when you start on your many journeys:
May He fill your life abundantly with his many blessings;
May He keep all your riding safe.
May His mercy, grace and love shine upon your every road.
Father, Son and Holy Spirit.

From Fr. Bill

Biker Iphone Wallpapers

admin — Thu, 14 May 2009 03:35:45 +0000

I was screwing around with some IPhone or ITouch wall papers. Theres some Harley-Davidson, Motorcycle, Biker, skulls, fire, demon, political and misc wallpapers. You can check them out by clicking the image below. These should work on just about any mobile phone that allows wallpaper. Ok sure some phones may size them pretty small but hey update your mobile device and get a bigger friggen screen..

Preview of Harley Davidson Black Diamond Plate IPhone Wallpaper

Biker Iphone Wallpapers

IPhone 3G – ITouch PSD Biker Template

admin — Tue, 12 May 2009 23:36:45 +0000

Here is a very simple IPhone 3G wallpaper template in psd format if you wanted to make your own Biker IPhone or ITouch wallpaper. This will give you a pretty good idea of how your motorcycle image will look displayed on the device. Just download the IPhone-3G-Template.zip file, open it up in Photoshop and create your own Biker IPhone wallpapers.

Examples: IPhone 3G Template for wallpapers

Download the Biker IPhone Wallpaper Template

Chrome wont get you home but..

admin — Sun, 10 May 2009 00:21:21 +0000

you can bring your ride inside and it might be able to get your hands clean. This might be a little early for Christmas but DAMN thats one hell of a faucet.
I am certain that it would not look right in my latrine but if it`s some thing you might be interested in, It is priced to sell at Cycle Faucets for $279 a substantial savings from the original price of $799

Scariest motorcycle jump in history

admin — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 16:19:51 +0000

One hell of a motorcycle jump and a great return trip. You have to give the credit for coming down that thing, I`m sure it was a lot harder than going up!

How To Confuse An Idiot

admin — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 17:15:15 +0000

A lot of you may have already seen or experienced the video “How To Confuse An Idiot” but as usual I am little slow in catching up on this crap. Check it out its fairly amusing.